SMH. KMSL!

I was reading a hilarious article not too long ago about bad neighbors. It got me to thinking about my own experiences. For the most part, my experiences have been good. I can only recall one neighbor that I didn’t necessarily care for and it was when I moved into my first apartment while in college.

Does anyone remember how big Guitar Hero and Rock Band was when it first came out? Well, this neighbor of mine loved to play Guitar Hero or Rock Band several times a week late at night. If you’ve ever played Guitar Hero or Rock Band, then you know just how loud those games are and can be! The man had no shame which is why I and the rest of my neighbors had no shame reporting him. πŸ™ƒ

If you want a good laugh, click on the Instagram link I’m about to share. This clip perfectly illustrates my pain during that time whenever I was trying to sleep. He finally settled down after almost two weeks of us complaining. I can laugh about it now. Back then, I was fuming. ROTFLMBO! Click here and make sure your sound is on. SMH…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Until next time…

Oh It’s On!

Some of my relatives came to me recently and told me that they are in a friendly competition with one another. They asked if I wanted in on this “competition”. πŸ€” Seeing how we are all very competitive, I had to first find out what this family competition was all about…

One of my lovely relatives came up with the awesome idea to see who can get the fittest quickest. Well ah, I had to call dibs on this because I can stand to lose some weight. I’m a solid 164 lbs at 5 feet 4 1/2 inches and I’m not ashamed to say it. I don’t look it, but I can definitely feel it…

All of them got the jump on me because they bought all their healthy food and started working out two weeks ago! I’m still going to take home the victory because I have a secret weapon. You see, when I start working out and change my eating habits, my weight falls off quick. It always has. My family ain’t slick! That’s why they waited to tell me about this family competition two weeks late! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚

It’s all good though. We’re all doing it for the greater good even though I will get the fittest quickest. I betcha they are shaking their heads at my blog post now because they know I’m about to talk smack…

Yeah, get on it baby ’cause starting this Saturday, cousin Nita is pulling out alllllllll the stops. I promise you kinfolk, you AIN’T ready! πŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΎ You already lost and don’t even know it yet. πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œ

Until next time…

Who Else Does This?

Growing up in a household surrounded by music is one of my favorite childhood memories. It was nothing for me to wake up and see my Mama jamming and dancing to music. It amazes me how our moves are so similar to the dance moves of our African relatives (i.e. Nigerian) I truly believe that it’s in the blood…

If I wake up to the sound of a good African beat from my alarm clock or radio, it’s nothing for me to get up and dance like the clip I’m about to share with you. My non-Black friends love to see me do it and sometimes they try to do it. πŸ˜‚

That begs the question: Who else wakes up and dances whenever they hear a good beat? Click here to see if you can relate. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve woken up and danced the same way πŸ˜‚. By the way, if you aren’t following IamDulo on Instagram, you’re missing out. He’s hilarious!

Until next time…

Good RiddanceΒ 

Whoo! Those faux locs are gone! Outta here! Gone bye bye! Buh Bye! 

Let me tell you, I don’t miss ’em one bit! My scalp was about to suffocate! I thought I was going to pass out once I felt that cool air hit my scalp again KMSL! My hair has been showing out and growing like weeds again. Especially the front crown of my hair. That’s where its really wavy and no matter how much I trim it back or brush it back, it just keeps coming back. 

It’s nice seeing you again my lovely bouquet of tresses. The kinky, the wavy, the curly and the straight. Each one of you represents a part of my ancestry. Although there are times where I wished I had just ONE texture instead of four. It would make my life so much easier. Just being honest… 

Until next time…wear your hair how you wanna wear it. Just make sure you wear it proudly! 

Thursday Got JokesΒ 

KMSL! Last week this writer overslept, this morning I woke up thinking I overslept. Pff! My tail ain’t over sleep, I just thought I did LMBO! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Now I got this surge of adrenaline cause I was hyped up thinking I overslept. 

That’s okay though, how’ bout I’m about to roll back on over and catch these next 30 minutes of sleep. LOL! Good one Thursday, you got me. Just a lil tad…

Until next time… 

Oh Lawd!Β 

KMSL! Ain’t NUTHIN’ worse than over sleeping. 

Your heart be beating fast and the world as you know it starts to close in on you! LMBO! I tell ya, over sleeping shouldn’t be THAT serious! Glad I was able to get my behind ready before I was too late. Eyes bucked wide open like I was in some sort of Twilight Zone! That snooze button is a dangerous thang! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Until next time… 

Fry Bandit!Β 

Good evening and what a good day it has been! I hope that all of you had a fantastic day! Remember, a positive mind leads to positive vibes so having a good day largely depends on you. With all that being said, let’s laugh a little. 

So, earlier today I saw a post about a woman who gets annoyed when she sees some of her kinfolk eating some of her fries when they order fast food through the drive thru. I could not help but to bust out laughing because I do the same thing except I’m slick with mine LMBO! KMSL! I always get so tickled when I start to pass out their fries because they don’t know I picked off a few fries myself LOL! I confess, I’m a fry bandit! GUILTY AS CHARGED! Sometimes I crack myself up! 

I know there are some of you who do this too! LOL!! Gone on and admit it… 

Until next time…