You Tried It

Some people are allowing their prejudice and racism to make them bold. If they aren’t shouting out the N-word, calling the cops for no reason or following you around, they are doing other out of line things. I got a few experiences myself to share with you tonight. If we don’t discuss these issues, how do we expect for things to get better? It’s happening much too often, but I’m smart enough to know not all White people are like this. There are a lot of good hearted White people out there.

The following experiences happened to me and I’m proud to say the “old” me was not awakened or disturbed. The Devil is busy y’all, real busy. Experiences in 3, 2, 1…

1. I had an older White woman tell me that I had to say ‘Yes ma’am’ to her and that I had no right to look her in the eye. – I continued to look her in the eyes and as far as ‘Yes ma’am’, she got a ‘Yes’. You tried it. 😏

2. I had a White man tell me my skin looks like s***. – I told him he was mad because he ages like milk. He got red as an apple. Not my fault my chocolate colored melanin makes me look younger. Many people still think I’m in my 20’s. You tried it. 😏

3. I had a White couple purposefully cut in front of me while uttering the N-word under their breath. – I moved my buggy and got right back in front of them. They was mad mad 😂😂. They tried it. 😏

4. I had a group of White college females yell out that my butt was “ghetto”. – I told them they were mad that their butts were shaped like flap jacks and that they should be worried about their man eyeballing me. Some of their boyfriends were hitting on me earlier. They looked like they wanted to cry when I told them. They tried it. 😏 The dolled up Anita pales in comparison to what most people see outside of my social circles. I keep tryna tell y’all. 😂

Sometimes in life, you got to crush people with the truth and a smile. I’ve learned that’s the best way to put a racist / prejudiced individual in their place. Their facial expressions are priceless. I enjoy seeing it very much. It’s quite beautiful. 🤗😂👌🏾

Until next time…

Family, Friends and Fun

I’m a big goof ball as my family and friends will tell you and I like to have fun. Being silly and making those closest to me laugh is something I thoroughly enjoy. Life is much more enjoyable when you’re able to spend time with those you love and care for. Oh, oh, oh and how can I forget about all the (((HUGS))) and laughter?!

I was having a blast not too long ago and decided to share a few goofy snaps. One because I was asked to and two, to show the importance of letting loose from time to time. Humor is good for the body. It’s good for your health too. Laughter is good medicine in case you haven’t heard. So go on, have a little fun. You’ll be glad you did. Especially when you’re having a blast with your family and friends. Now that’s beautiful!

Until next time…

iPhones Suck! Yeah, I Said It!

Listen here, I’m Team Android. Always have been and always will be. Why on earth would I want a phone with very limited customization options? Not only that, why would I want a phone with certain apps that I will never use stuck on my screen? Huh? Huh? Nita wants nuthin’ to do with iPhones at all. I have so many people trying to convince me to switch because iPhones are better. Pssh! Says who?

I love it when people say, “You can’t FaceTime on an Android.” Oh yes I can you sweet little muffin you. I’ll do like I’ve always done. I’ll download the Facebook and Messenger app and FaceTime through Messenger. ROTFLMBO. I’ve been doing that for years and besides, I rarely ever see a need to FaceTime. The only time I have to use FaceTime is when my family and friends from around the world use it to call me through Messenger. They know I’m not switching to an iPhone.

I’m partial when it comes to Android products because in my opinion, they look better, perform better, have a range of customization options and not only that, I don’t have to worry about Apple 🍎 purposefully slowing down my phone just so I would go out and buy a newer model. Okayyyyyyy! Oh, oh and one more thing. If I want to expand my memory, I could easily buy an SD card and insert it in less than 5 seconds without having to pay extra or going through unconventional hoops just to expand its internal memory! Ba Ba Ba Bomb!

I love talking smack from time to time, can’t you tell? Ah, T-T-Team Android! You betta get you one! Don’t get me started on the head jack / auxiliary adaptor 😂😂😂.

Until next time…enjoy your weekend folks!

Black Salon Problems

Good Morning, Good Morning! I hope to find each of you doing well. I was tasked to blog about my own personal experiences regarding the popular hash tag memes #BlackSalonProblems. This is basically where Black women gripe about their unpleasant experiences in some Black salons.

Lord have mercy. Black salon problems. I only have a few that I can personally relate to because I rarely go to the salon. However, when it comes to #BlackSalonProblems, here are my gripes:

Seeing how I have tons of hair, you’d think they’d give me enough towels to wrap around my hair. My hair holds water for goodness sakes. Geezus!

I don’t play when it comes to pressing combs and flat irons because I’m terrified of them. I’ll let you slide with that first bump of heat, but after the second one, you will be dismissed. Sorry, not sorry….😐😭😫😡

Now I know it takes my hair a while to get dry, but dog bite it, you’re not going to keep telling me my hair ain’t dry after I been under the dryer for 2 1/2 hours. Quit it! 😡

This next one kills me. Some Black salons try to be slick by throwing out an extra charge because my hair is thick. Nope, we’re not going to go there because I told you from the get go! Stop playing 😂.

Alright everyone, have a great weekend and be safe out there. Until next time…

One of the BEST Riddles Ever! 

How’s it going everyone? I hope that things are going well for you on your end. I met a gentleman today who had one of the best riddles ever! I love riddles and so anything that makes me think gets me going. With that being said, let’s see if you can guess this riddle. If you know the answers, post it in the comment box below. I will post the answers tomorrow.

There are three states here in the United States that has either a color in them or the word color. Hmm? Think hard now… 

Here’s a bonus one: What’s the one thing we can all hold, but can never touch?

A conversationHa! Check back tomorrow for the answers to today’s blog post. Just a little humor for you tonight. Until next time… 


LMBOOOOOOO 

I’m telling you, I have the most hilarious family and friends. They showed me a video which I will share tonight that had me in tears! Once you click the link and watch it, you’ll see why. Don’t be alarmed by the picture below. It’s not what it may seem.  Go ahead and click here. Prepare to laugh hard!

Oh Lawddddddd! Oh Geezus! What?!  What?! Whatchu doin’ Terry?!

Until next time…KMSL! 

One of the Funniest

One of the Funniest!

I was watching a TV One documentary on Martin Lawrence, one of the funniest men in show business. Martin got his start as a comedian doing stand up comedy for Def Jam  before making it big on television and in movies. Who can forget him playing Sheneneh or how him and Pam would always go at it on his self-titled show Martin.

It was revealed that one of my favorite episodes, the one where he interrogated his friends with a fake stuffed dog, was the hardest to film. Why? Because everyone had a hard time keeping a straight face. The audience didn’t make it any better because their laughter was out of control. You can clearly see here how hard it was for Martin and Tommy not to laugh. KMSL!

Who can forget the episode when Martin goes on a “health kick” and finally breaks down when Gina makes him his favorite food? Click here to reminisce LOL.

One things for sure, Martin Lawrence is one of a kind. Clearly there is no one like him. There’s not enough time for me to post every hilarious clip of him out there, but here is one more from when he played Big Mama

Until next time…