iPhones Suck! Yeah, I Said It!

Listen here, I’m Team Android. Always have been and always will be. Why on earth would I want a phone with very limited customization options? Not only that, why would I want a phone with certain apps that I will never use stuck on my screen? Huh? Huh? Nita wants nuthin’ to do with iPhones at all. I have so many people trying to convince me to switch because iPhones are better. Pssh! Says who?

I love it when people say, “You can’t FaceTime on an Android.” Oh yes I can you sweet little muffin you. I’ll do like I’ve always done. I’ll download the Facebook and Messenger app and FaceTime through Messenger. ROTFLMBO. I’ve been doing that for years and besides, I rarely ever see a need to FaceTime. The only time I have to use FaceTime is when my family and friends from around the world use it to call me through Messenger. They know I’m not switching to an iPhone.

I’m partial when it comes to Android products because in my opinion, they look better, perform better, have a range of customization options and not only that, I don’t have to worry about Apple ๐ŸŽ purposefully slowing down my phone just so I would go out and buy a newer model. Okayyyyyyy! Oh, oh and one more thing. If I want to expand my memory, I could easily buy an SD card and insert it in less than 5 seconds without having to pay extra or going through unconventional hoops just to expand its internal memory! Ba Ba Ba Bomb!

I love talking smack from time to time, can’t you tell? Ah, T-T-Team Android! You betta get you one! Don’t get me started on the head jack / auxiliary adaptor ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.

Until next time…enjoy your weekend folks!

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